About Forked

Welcome to Forked, my personal blog where tech meets chaos, curiosity, and a whole lot of coffee.

As for who I am? Well, let’s keep that a mystery for now. Why? Because, honestly, the internet is full of too many personalities already, and who doesn’t enjoy a little ambiguity? Maybe I’m a rogue developer coding from a mountain hideaway. Maybe I’m a time traveler from the future, here to warn you about the dangers of poorly-written APIs. Or maybe, just maybe, I’m an average tech enthusiast who likes to keep things interesting. Whatever the case, let’s just say “anonymous tech explorer” works for now. Keeps the intrigue alive, don’t you think?

I’m a sophomore still figuring out the world of tech, learning the ropes, and occasionally breaking things — with a healthy dose of sarcastic commentary. Forked is where I share what I’ve learned, what’s blowing my mind, and all the random discoveries that come with diving into the chaotic, ever-changing tech world. But let’s be clear: I’m not claiming to have all the answers (though I’m working on it), just sharing what I’m picking up along the way.

Here’s the deal: If you’re reading this and you’re thinking, “Wait, is this person talking smack about XYZ company?” — well, yeah, I probably am. But don’t take it too seriously. This is a personal blog where I rant about tech, companies, and the madness I see. All opinions here are mine and mine alone, and are not endorsed by any company, organization, or agency I may be associated with. So, if you’re looking for legal disclaimers or official statements, this ain’t the place. Just know that I’m here to share thoughts, not start wars.

So, grab a drink, buckle up, and join me in this exploration of tech, missteps, and moments of brilliance. Let’s get Forked!